Several million people in the DC metro area are all well aware of the new Target store in Columbia Heights. People really, really love Target here. It’s true – there aren’t as many small independent businesses as some other places in the world so Target makes people say things like, “I’m so excited about target! Where else can you buy a garbage can, a vegetable peeler and Urine-B-Gone?!” We strolled over there soon after it opened and found the Urine-B-Gone. It’s great stuff: “For pet or people accidents.” But forget the accidents part. You can just wet your pants, wet the bed, spray this stuff – problem solved! I’m hoping DC will soon get a Wal-Mart and that they’ll sell Feces-B-Gone.
