This one’s called the Department of Homeland Security. You don’t have to actually be a part of the Department of Homeland Security but you can buy this and it will look like maybe you are. People may take you a bit more seriously. They may act a bit nervous around you.
This one’s called the Et Cetera! It doesn’t actually have the “!” at the end but it should. Saying “Et cetera!” with emphasis! sounds exciting! and is Latin! for “and other things!”
