Went to see a movie yesterday and noticed these reviews of Slumdog Millionaire and The Wrestler. They’re pretty long reviews so it’s nice that they PUT THE IMPORTANT PARTS IN LARGE BOLD FONT SO YOU CAN SKIP THE REST.
IT’S TRUE – NO BULL. I mean, this s*%t was SERIOUS. HIT ME HARD. I was FLOORED. I POOPED MY PANTS.
The nice thing is that the people at AMC Loews put these 2 reviews side by side so you could compare them and see that the writer couldn’t compose 2 reviews of different movies without using the same uncommon adjectives to describe both.
