We were excited to hand out candy to kids now that we live in a neighborhood where there indeed are kids. It was a bit late when I realized that my costume made me look like a pedophile — a perfectly good look when you’re with your friends, but a bit inappropriate for the little ones.

You want to take photos of me? Again?
I usually retract my chin. It takes a bit of effort to do it all day every day but it’s worth it. I can’t do it in my sleep so at night I use a large rubber band (not shown) to to hold my chin in, to maintain my appearance.

When I’m both happy and confused I put on this face. Try it – you won’t know quite what’s going on with yourself.
Getting into the whole thing, I can be seen here exerting a strong gravitational force (felt primarily by females, but also some males, plants and inanimate objects).
You can get a better look at that pimple here.

In the future I may actually make a formal attempt to look like Chuck Close for Halloween.
Note how this side of my face is asymmetrical with the other side. This was intentional.
Some previous Halloween experiences can be seen here. One great photo is missing, which I will try to remember to find and post.

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you look like Nick Cave gone wrong. But it’s fun!