Had my first Guinness in years, however, in the form of ice cream. Was as good as I remember it. I have a new theory that Rhode Island Ave is the key to everything interesting in Washington, DC. Including this ice cream shop, which is located in MD.

Was on the road, as a passenger, for once…

Which means my hands are free(er) to take low quality cameraphone photos. This was a pretty sweet little contraption which surely cannot be legal. Can it? Surely doesn’t help with aerodynamics/gas mileage but maybe that’s the price you have to pay to send out your message.

And taxi up ahead had a tumor growing off the side which was totally disgusting. The driver had to take the next exit so we couldn’t get a better view but I think you get the picture.

I love the AM Briggs logo. There’s something about it’s simplicity and style combined with the fact that it’s public signage that says “two dozen cows inside, hanging upside-down by hooks” that creates that kind of conflict inside that good art can do.

One reason you should be selfless and give people rides home is that you might find jewels like these.

That’s it.

Came across this graffiti where I work at THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS RESEARCH INSTITUTE IN THE WORLD. About 50% of it revolves around football, especially Dallas.

My reverse fortune was told to me by bazooka joe gum this morning. Pretty cool huh? I was all worried I was going to be late this morning and then I wasn’t and then there was this gum saying “late” to me. I thought it was saying “you’re late” even though I wasn’t but now I realize it was just discussing the concept of lateness, which I was experiencing an absence of. I’m only realizing just now how happy this gum made me.

For the last month, for free, pretty much all the faucets in the basement here at work are no longer releasing clean water but instead provide free apple cider. It’s nice until you have to clean something.

These are some shots of those cigarette disposal devices. In theory they’re not a bad idea. When you think about the hundreds of used butts sitting inside them its kinda gross but I usually avoid those thoughts. As I was locking up my bike I saw a lot of smoke emerging from the top though. And then some flames. And then the top melted off and was setting fire to some mulch. Before extinguishing it I quickly got some shots. I like how they make them with flammable plastic.

The ENFOCER. Who is he? (she?). What does he do? Does he “enfoce” his laws on the streets of Bethesda, in his hummer?

He is a cutie, you can’t deny it. Does this mean that there’s also Black people for Hillary? Do women like Obama more than Black people like Hillary? What about Koreans, in general – who do they like? Me too.